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Joke of the Day!!!

A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and
suddenly yells, "Don't enter that church, you daft beggar !!!"

His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"

Husband replies, "Our bloody wedding video"
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The local plumber gets a phone call from his GP, at 2am one morning.
'My toilets not working' says the GP.
'It's 2am' replys the plumber.
' if you called me out at 2am, you'd expect me to come round, and sort you out' says the GP
' ok, I'm on my way' says the plumber.
The plumber drives to the GP's home, and the GP shows him to the bathroom. The plumber looks at the toilet, throws 2 paracetamol into the pot, and says to the GP ' if it's no better by the morning, give me another call'
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